Ashton got braces on Saturday. The very nice USC orthodontist gave me his cell phone number and his email address in case of emergency. Needless to say, the topic of conversation at family dinner that night was what would entail such an emergency that one would need to call the orthodontist on his cell phone. Ashton wants to, though. He is disturbed because the instructions they gave him said he could have only one carbonated beverage per day because the carbonation could unglue the brackets. We were unsure whether it was the bubbles or the carbon dioxide itself that would cause the damage. Ashton thinks he should call the orthodontist on his cell phone to ask because he wants to drink more sodas.
Comments?
Comments?
2 comments:
Ashton, in reference to your question, the reason why you can't have more than one soda a day is because you are too mean to your brother Nicky. Increase your compliment giving intake, decrease the amount of insults you spit at him everyday, and then we'll talk. Until then, just shut your mouth and drink water like everyone else does.
P.S. You smell.
Ashton, if you're looking for a second opinion then you're out of luck. I agree with your orthodontist. Shut your mouth and drink water.
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